The first thing we noticed was that Billa encourages slightly smaller portion sizes. As you can see, the grocery carts they use are about the size of the carts the stores in the U.S. have for children to push. Can't really buy the 128 ounce jar of mayo when you're pushing around the cart for Mini Me.
| Wow, that's a good price for ... whatever that is. |
One thing I really like about Bulgarian grocery stores is that there is no pretense. In Plymouth, they had the liquor stores separate from grocery stores because heaven forbid anyone buy booze and groceries at the same place. Here, this is not such a concern. In fact, here they just go ahead and put the stuff that people are looking for right next to each other on the store shelves.
| USA! USA! USA! |
I also like some of the product names. For instance, would you like some "Corny"? Yes, I would. Also try our "Corny Free" and "Corny Big." Corny Free and Corny Big both look tasty, but which to choose? No worry, we have a value pack of both. Problem solved. Umm... Corny Big.
Not sure what this is. Please place guesses in the comments. Creativity will be appreciated more than accuracy, but keep it clean, our moms read this.
| Apples? Pears? Some kind of seafood? |
Finally, I have to vent a bit on the parking situation (again). It would be one thing if they needed to do crazy parking, I could deal with that. But I think they're doing it just to mess with me. Am I paranoid? Maybe. But that doesn't mean they're not out to get me. Consider the evidence. First is this white van. What is funny about this is that there is actually plenty of room to move forward here into that driveway. Rather than doing that, though, the guy choses to leave the back of the van hanging out in the street. Why? For the love of Pete, why?
| View from our apt. Photo credit: Trolard Pillinski |
Second, this Hyundai is truly awesome. You'll notice it's parked the wrong way on a one way street. Nothing special about that, in and of itself. Maybe what makes it so spectacular is that he backed up onto the sidewalk, even though there was plenty of room to park it straight on the street (and don't give me any argument about maybe he was a delivery guy - I'm not buying it). Nice work, just awesome.


